from the NYT

“Twenty times a day, pilots nationwide report that birds have hit their airplanes, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. ”

to rephrase…

Twenty times a day, huge, lumbering airliners fricasee, pulverize, and vaporize dozens of terrified birds.

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